This is bad and you should feel bad about it. What the actual F? You can't be real man. Yeah, lets just monetize kids and ruin their lifes. What a great idea!
The OP is just thoroughly American. Absolutely everything is a business, even marrying and having kids. And the kids themselves of course. If it weren't so deeply disturbing, I would find the pathology fascinating.
Welcome to silicon valley. Enjoy your stay.