It’s a real condition. For me it’s jet liners of various makes. I had to rewrite the quote as “0.005 Boeing 777’s” to be able to comprehend just how strong those snails teeth are.

It turns out an astroturf American football field probably weighs 1700 tons, mostly from the 6 inches of stone base under the astroturf. So 3300lbs is .00097 football fields.

Approximately ten defensive linemen

Wait, I can do that? Here I've been using Smoots this whole time (with great difficulty might I add).

Obviously it weighs 10,300 baseballs, which are 26 football fields long.

A football field is by far a better measurement than 3300 one pound bags of sugar.

Understandable, with how many there are to pick from, and the wiggle room in the longest ones -

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