I think we're in violent agreement, because when I said "all else being equal", I really meant all else.

If a language's mental model doesn't mesh well with yours, that's in and of itself an ever-flowing fountain of bugs, and a legitimate reason not to use it. This isn't a valid excuse to not give unfamiliar languages an earnest try, but does justify different people reaching different conclusions afterwards.

The single most important part of the mental model for programming in Excel is precisely that it takes people who tell themselves they could never be programmers, and tricks them into believing they aren't really programming, so they're "allowed" to do it by themselves. It's an incredibly empowering piece of tech. Rust and Zig and Haskell and all the other languages that excite me personally can never hold a candle to that.

> Each language, whether it's F#, Haskell, Common Lisp, PHP, ... brings with it its own kinds of expressiveness and usefulness, and ecosystems of programmers and libraries/modules form around it.

Preaching to the choir :)