They'll use their purchases of TikTok and Paramount to campaign for a bailout.

They can sell the software business to broadcom.

They will ask tax payers for a bailout?

Their competitors eat them. I would not be surprised to see Oracle's cloud business get absorbed by IBM or Microsoft. Maybe Amazon. The extra DC capacity is valuable to a couple companies right now.

The lenders will then just report missed payments as revenue on their books.

We will be able to afford RAM and SSD again

Whatever happens, I can assure you that the Ellisons will remain multi-billionaires and the American taxpayer will manage to end up poorer, courtesy of their friend in the White House.