The whole point is that you can build hundreds of thousands of these in a factory and launch them in a scalable manner. The power, cooling, etc. comes for "free". In the long run, as the cost of the chip, launches, etc. goes down, orbital data centers will scale better terrestrial ones.

How is this not true for terrestrial/ocean deployment as well? It will ALWAYS be easier to shed heat on Earth than it will be in orbit. Convection, conduction, radiation... in space, you only get the last one.

So take the same unattended hardware you were going to launch into orbit, and put it on a container ship instead. You'll be better off in every way. If it makes you feel better, lie and tell everyone that you launched it into space. Building orbit-capable data centers might make sense, but actually launching them never will.