What annoys me the most is that they are so damn obvious! I can understand patenting the steam machine, but most software patents are simply the first solution which would come to mind to any developer encountering the same problem.
What's next, I can charge people money for using the number 65234563124 because I'm the first to file a patent for it?
> I can charge people money for using the number 65234563124 because I'm the first to file a patent for it?
Absolutely.
Creative works are files in a computer, data. All data is information. All information is sequences of bits. All sequences of bits are numbers.
I can even calculate how big those numbers are given their bit count.
Intellectual property, copyright especially, is logically reducible to ownership of numbers. Humans are interesting number generators.That's how absurd this system is.