A Minimizer addicted to upvotes.

A community of those who distract themselves from the perfectly fixable problems in their lives corruptly self-evaluates. They validate each other's stagnation and unwillingness to move by finding flaws in each day that will enable shutting off the flow of any new data while condemning the world and any actions in it. The lay-z-boy they collectively protect appears as corroboration with a broad population but is in reality a repetition whose independence is meaningless since they are all copies of one system, one kind of person in the same kind of trap.

Immobile. Clogging the Suez with their sandbagging ways. Nothing to add except reasons to stay put. No aspiration. Only cynicism. They deserve nothing but all of our contempt.