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     All Stealth bombers are upgraded with Cyberdyne computers, becoming fully unmanned. Afterwards they fly with a perfect operational record. The Skynet funding bill is passed. The system goes on-line on August 4, 1997. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.

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asdfman123today at 8:24 PM

Updated to reflect modern realities:

> In a panic, they try to pull the plug. Skynet lobbyists descend upon Washington. Skynet is reinstated, and later the US declares a new war in the middle east. The Skynet stock rallies.

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testplzignoretoday at 4:35 PM

Interesting coincidence that both this article and the Hugging Face "security incident" post were on July 16. These will be mandatory reading in future Skynet History classes, assuming we survive the war.

orochimaarutoday at 8:19 PM

About time. We are a couple of decades late to the apocalypse.

t1234stoday at 7:36 PM

This is how AI will solve the paperclip problem.

sourdecortoday at 8:52 PM

Nah, Allied Mastercomputer is too busy creating heaven and hell.

bloqstoday at 6:45 PM

I read this in Linda Hamiltons voice

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jerlamtoday at 8:38 PM

This movie is back in theaters for a limited time, for its 35th anniversary!

Assuming that your movie theaters haven't all closed already.

justsomehnguytoday at 4:30 PM

I find it quite sombre to see this comment from a peson with that handle.

SaltyBackendGuytoday at 3:54 PM

Ha - this was the first thing that came to mind. I read this in Arnold's voice.

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throw310822today at 4:07 PM

No worries, these will all be controlled by AIs sitting in orbiting data centers part of the Starlink constellation.

And in any case, no one is building humanoid robots.

aeve890today at 8:05 PM

>Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate

Just geometric? Pfff lame. You don't go ASI with that attitude.