I will say this: The first time App Store rejects your app, you feel enraged.

"These mfs are fuckin with my money, and when you fuck with my money, you fuck with my emotions!"

So I write a damning blog post that will end Apple!!!

It's rejected again.

"Yeah probably because they read my damning blog post, they're targeting me now!"

Submit it again, following their stupid advice to target the right platform.

"Rejected again?!! It's probably The Jews doing this. It has to be. Who else would try to stop my amazing app from reaching the world???"

Submit it again.

Approved.

"..."

"...Oh. Oh yeah, it didn't work on iPad before that config change, I see. Hm. Yes you were right actually."