"What are you going to do, lob a stone at me from 300m away?" shouted the man on the parapet, moments before impact.
"They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance" - last words of Major General John Sedgwick, American Civil War.
"Let me show you its features".
I hate this meme. Someone says "think about what you are doing prideful fool". And the other person still decides to use lethal force. That is diabolical, not funny.
more likely "...a furlong and more" ... no meters that time :}