Haha, I had a similar thought.
EXT DAYTIME - SUNNY
An athletic man wearing a thin leather tunic crouches behind a leopard, facing the camera.
“Hi, I’m Mörêk, welcome to Jackass!”
Mörêk leaps forward and grabs onto the leopard, the leopard takes off running while Mörêk lets out a whoop and the opening bars of Corona start playing.