alt Hacker NewsBased on my observations, the most important characteristics of a CEO is to be over 6ft, and to walk about looking important.
CEO jobs are safe until the humanoid robots have mastered this skill.
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Nition • today at 4:07 AM
I'm under 6ft and have never been a CEO, so this appears to check out.
a34729t • today at 3:54 AM
My SVP is 6'4". 6 measly feet aint cutting it, that's just "king of manlets" territory.
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seydor • today at 5:00 AM
Just add some antenna on top
Waterluvian • today at 3:46 AM
You’d think culture and personality fit with a board of directors would be an easier feat for a robot.
phaedryx • today at 4:08 AM
I think either gray hair or bald does a lot too.
This is not accurate. I've seen CEOs under 6ft wearing platform shoes do a perfectly good job of walking about looking important.