No. People don't speak like drunk linguinist on anonymous online forum. That's not "Perfectly normal rhetorical habits".
It's either AI-assisted or someone desperatelly trying to impress "unknown people" with their non-existent intellect.
It's John Nagle as in Nagle's algorithm, I'm sure he has an existing intellect.
Sure they do. I speak like this. Many others too. Evidence is in historical record.
At this point it's super annoying for me to have my "AI wrote this" alarm trigger at my own language, as I'm writing...
I got Italian last night and their drunk linguinist made me spaghetti instead of linguini.