Parents: “ok but why is instagram showing bouncing asses, drug use, dead bodies, political activism, and pharmaceutical ads to my 9 year old”

The 1%: “Let’s just monopolize operating systems. Everyone should have to either use ours or give us theirs!”

Parents: “ok but the ads the drugs the butts”

The 1%: “Huh? No you just pay.”

Parents: “oh pay to not see ads?”

The 1%: “Huh”