That would include Ceres, Quaoar and Orcus as planets.
It's really hard to come up with a definition of a planet that includes Pluto but doesn't include Orcus. Orcus is very close to a mirror of Pluto that is 120 degrees out of phase. Even in name: Orcus is the Roman name for the Greek god Pluto.
What part of "we define it so" did you not understand?!