>[...] and thought, this is hilarious, I'm going to prison.

I've only had one moment like this related to a site I was a moderator for back in the 00's. It's genuinely one of the most fascinating feelings, and the one experience I can attribute most of my bad choices as an adult to.

Just laughing as the white hot panic starts to grow and the adrenaline just dumps into your brain.

Legitimately, I spent years chasing that feeling again through various means (drugs, hobbies, skydiving, etc.)