lol, how am I only hearing about this now?

Installing Linux on a dead badger

https://strangehorizons.com/wordpress/non-fiction/articles/i...

> Default partitioning: /root goes in the spinal cord and brain stem, /swap and /soul go on the left hemisphere of the brain, and /usr, /var, and /home go on the right. If you're working with a badger with damage to one of those areas, you can repartition one or the other brain hemisphere, but as noted in Step 2, using a brain-damaged badger is not recommended and may interfere with successful installation.