TL;DR - he has 99 problems, but a witch ain’t one.
I’ll see myself out.
You crazy for this one, Will, It's yer boy
I think Shakespeare would love TL;DR, but I think the pause in 'tee -- ell -- dee arr' will go in favour of vowels, leaving 'tillder' or 'tellder'.
You crazy for this one, Will, It's yer boy