I swear only Apple brings out comments where people will insinuate a whole nefarious conspiracy over phones being sold in different colors.

99% of people put their iPhone in a case that covers up the color. This is not something anybody actually thinks.

Sometimes I tell my teenage daughter “stop inventing things to be mad about”. Good advice for HN commenters, too.

Mine is in a blue case. My last case was black. Only when my cases wear out do I remember that my phone is actually white.