alt Hacker NewsThis was the first time I'd heard that gotcha question. I just threw it at Opus 5:
None — a bass in water is a fish, and fish are notoriously bad at music.
The instrument version plays four strings as standard (five and six-string basses exist for players who want to go lower or higher), and it prefers to stay dry.
Indeed, giving a definite answer to an ambiguous nonsense question is still incorrect.
A fish can play with as many strings as it finds, but only one when on a hook. Yet this too is an incorrect answer, as it again ignores the ambiguity in the phrasing. =3