You forgot a stage or two:

1: "Our model will bring about the end of all things. Flee, flee for your lives"

2: "Our model is basically AGI"

3: "Our model will be available in limited release next week"

4: "Everybody who subscribes at the $200 level gets access now"

5: "Everybody who subscribes at the $20 level gets access now"

6, at least at Google: "Our model will be shoved down your throat every time you do a search, whether you want it or not"