"Just learn hundreds of different tools, spend dozens of hours reading all their man pages, understand all their limitations, and pick the correct one before starting your task, all so you can accomplish something completely ancillary to the task you actually want done. Geez, it's not hard."
"Choice is bad because I might have opinions and then instead of the computer saying no I might switch to software that better suits my preferences. I just want a corporation to tell me what to want"
If you don't like something on Linux, it has alternatives you can use instead.
If you don't like something on a proprietary OS, you can save a lot of time by having no way to change it and suffering the problems permanently.