alt Hacker NewsNot even the FBI has hostage negotiators good enough to get you out of an Oracle contract.
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quickthrowman • yesterday at 8:59 PM
I imagine Oracle lawyers to be identical to the Cylons pointing guns at President Gaius Baltar and forcing him to sign death warrants on New Caprica.
Anyone that signed an Oracle contract has volunteered as a hostage, though, so you have to negotiate with both the hostage-taker and the hostages. Stockholm-syndrome-esque.