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HarHarVeryFunny • today at 6:40 PM • 3 replies • view on HN

Google's AI Mode = ELIZA 2026.

It's not a person, not even close to one in most ways, but it wants to pass itself off as one.

Here'a a clue Google: If I want an LLM response, I'll go to gemini.google.com, but if I go to google.com I'm hoping for a search result.

ELIZA = shitty 1966 chatbot, a couple hundred lines of code, that tried to pass itself off as a psychiatrist.


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krat0sprakhar • today at 7:01 PM

Cmon, you're being too harsh.. ELIZA was a such a fun chatbot to chat with.. I was blown away the first time I tried it in 2000s :)

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ck2 • today at 7:06 PM

if you just add &udm=14 to your query url (set in browser etc.)

you will not get "AI" results

     &udm=14
there's also a way to block the "AI" via a script url and even css
chrisjj • today at 7:03 PM

> Here'a a clue Google: If I want an LLM response, I'll go to gemini.google.com, but if I go to google.com I'm hoping for a search result.

Google is not interested in what you want, because it cannot get you to buy that. It is interested in what it wants you to want - fake AI - because it hopes it can get you to buy that.

> ELIZA = shitty 1966 chatbot, a couple hundred lines of code

Interestingly the current "AI" is no more intelligent - just a hell of a lot more convincing.

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