I also made a satire webpage but spent a lot of time getting it to look like a modern news website that most people don't even get its satire: https://gossip-glitch.considerthebean.xyz/
I too am concerned about: Taylor Swift Funding the Robot Uprising?
I'm sure we'll just shake it off Battlestar Galactica style...
A modern news website would have thrown at least six dickovers in front of me before I can even get to the content.