I never said I can’t learn it. I said I haven’t.
My point is for someone who hasn’t learned the language, Clojure is one of the most inscrutable languages you could choose to use with an agent, and I doubt people who don’t know it will put the time in at this point. I’d expect exactly the same is true of Haskell. I know it well, so sure I can use it with AI, but I wouldn’t expect many will learn it now.
Having built a ton of software with agents using Clojure that's huge news to me. Seems like you've already made up your mind though, so it's clear that you don't care to learn from people with actual experience or have a rational discussion on the subject. You do you.
Inscrutable to you does not imply inscrutable to everyone. Haskell is a different beast since it has to type check everything in a fine grained way.