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Sorry, I'm in a meeting

675 points • by splintersio • today at 9:21 AM • 215 comments • view on HN

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alexpotato • today at 2:18 PM

At a past firm I managed a team of SREs.

This was very much a "fire drill all the time" kind of place (vs "slow and steady"). The team came to me and said:

"Alex, we keep getting bombarded by meeting requests and have no focus time."

My solution was to create a weekly "team meeting" from 8am to 11am every Friday and invite all of them to it.

They loved it!

I mentioned to them that making a meeting like this was something they could have done themselves but they responded:

"It carries more weight coming from you. Plus, if someone tries to schedule over it, they are more likely to think twice and/or I can say 'Hey, you have to talk to Alex.' "

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frangonf • today at 11:36 AM

This has real demand, I ended up in the Gitlab secondary youtube channel one day, ordering by most views, and I found a video [0] of a seemingly normal uninteresting meeting with millions of views. Turns out people were using this as an excuse for looking like they were busy. They disabled comments now but I saved some of them because I thought it was hilarious:

I play this when I need my family to leave me alone - so helpful 4.5K I play this when I pretend to be busy. This meeting is literally about anything you want it to be about lol 1.5K I love that we all arrived at this video for the same reason 2.6K Every now and then I'll pause it at a good point in between them talking to make my own voice heard contributing to the "meeting" lol. Gets the full effect in! And the beautiful thing is their conversation just flows with it like they heard me lol. 562

[0] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBVtvOpU80Q

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0xR1CK • today at 8:47 PM

There's no one talking over another, each audio clip plays only, and immediately after one stops. The voice clarity is also too clear as most synthetic voices are for the obvious reason of being understood. Never sounding organic. Does this fool my toddler? Maybe.

filcuk • today at 1:03 PM

The scripts are hilarious, yet not inaccurate. I can't stop chuckling. 'Are you happy with that?' 'Happy is a strong word' 'OK' moves on to the next topic

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tacostakohashi • today at 12:07 PM

Reminds me of the "boss mode" / "boss key" in old games, like MS-DOS days, which would switch the screen to some spreadsheet mockup or suchlike, updated for the current century.

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ninkendo • today at 12:16 PM

Audio seems broken now, maybe hugged to death. Console:

  HTTP load failed with status 404. Load of media resource https://iminafleeting.com/media/people/standup-a.mp4 failed
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voidUpdate • today at 12:18 PM

Do people in offices typically just blast meetings out of their computer speakers? Everyone I work with uses headphones so we're not disturbing other people in the office...

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roryirvine • today at 10:12 AM

Truly uncanny!

Only the British audio works for me, though - if I try American or International, the relevant meetings are silent with a "Join Audio" button which doesn't appear to do anything. (Firefox on MacOS, if that's useful)

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franga2000 • today at 4:39 PM

> Want to feature your product in a fake meeting? > Advertise with us →

Best monetization strategy for a shitpost I've ever seen!

gabrielrdz • today at 8:46 PM

Great idea, but the voice or rhythm of the conversation still does not feel authentic. Might fool someone if it's in the background though.

cantrevealname • today at 6:47 PM

Some decades ago there was an actual product you could buy that did the analog version of this service. It was a cassette tape with various background noises, so you could call your boss or spouse from a payphone and play background noise from (for example) a car mechanic’s shop while you explained that you’re not coming because your car broke down. The auto repair recording had a convincing mix of clanging, hammering, and car engine sounds, but there were a dozen other scenarios to choose from on the tape.

whilenot-dev • today at 12:07 PM

What are all the names for the category of such software... "Self-defense Software", "Busy Simulation Software", "Faux Work Software", "Fake Meeting Software"[0], "Virtual Meeting Simulator"[1], "Prank Screens"[2], ...? Are there many others?

[0]: https://fakemeeting.app/

[1]: https://z.tools/t/fake-meeting

[2]: https://www.whitescreen.online/

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recursive • today at 8:55 PM

Voices sound too well recorded, and professionally coached. Theses sound like robotic voice-over artists or narrators. Normal people don't talk this clearly or have microphones set up this well.

tiborsaas • today at 3:45 PM

This is quite relaxing as background noise I can safely ignore and work on my project in piece. Working solo all day at home can eat into my sanity :)

It's basically big corp ASMR.

TrackerFF • today at 12:52 PM

We need a fake teams / zoom UI with faces talking. You know, for those working in open plan.

jvanderbot • today at 1:17 PM

Where's the HR-faced "Can everyone turn on their cameras please?" one with 200 people in the call.

arjonagelhout • today at 12:26 PM

Brilliant, this website is blocked at my work: "This content is blocked by your organization".

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ghusto • today at 1:13 PM

If you can't tell people you want to concentrate on your work, there's either something very wrong with where you work, or you.

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vermooten • today at 12:33 PM

I retired a few months ago. These calls have taken me back to the horror of working in tech. It must be what PTSD is like.

wiseowise • today at 5:53 PM

Make it a Zoom UI and I’m subscribing right now.

ryandrake • today at 3:09 PM

Not sure I understand the site. Each option just shows a grid of names (like a Zoom call) but there's no audio or video. The "How It Works" section implies there's audio at least, but not working on Desktop Firefox / Linux.

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frays • today at 8:00 PM

A great future feature would be able to generate my own audio using AI on the topic I want and overlay it on this.

hdb2 • today at 8:33 PM

This is the greatest use of AI that I've seen so far - thank you :)

karim79 • today at 1:07 PM

Fantastic product! Needs people talking over each other for greater authenticity, I reckon.

bartread • today at 4:09 PM

This is hilarious but that API Design Review meeting is stressful AF. I can't have that on speaker anywhere near me and concentrate on anything else meaningful. Human voices are incredibly distracting unless there are enough of them to create a general background wall of sound - if I can pick out what individuals are saying, that's no bueno.

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DharmaPolice • today at 12:13 PM

Trying to access this site on my corporate Windows laptop and it was blocked "by your IT admin" (in Windows itself, not the browser/proxy). So it's already on some kind of list.

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deepsun • today at 7:05 PM

So they focus-worked only on Friday 8am to 11am? I usually barely arrive to the office by 11am.

AIorNot • today at 9:20 PM

This is hilarious except not a single of the AI generated voices have Indian, russian or south american accents in any of the SRE, Software or API meetings so immediately suspect :) -also everybody is extrovert?

Listening to so many white-coded american voices talk about APIs has never happened in any American company I have ever worked for (Except maybe the Fed Gov)

-please do the needful

https://iminafleeting.com/?v=en-US&m=api

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edmn • today at 3:13 PM

I've just spent 20 minutes listening to a conversation about John Carol. Did you know...

mellosouls • today at 4:58 PM

This is great, and the modern equivalent of the ancient "Fake Progress Bar" app that you could have on screen for the reassurance of bosses walking past.

tome • today at 12:42 PM

Maybe a silly question, but without video isn't this obviously fake? Or is it normal for all participants on a call to be audio only?

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ninju • today at 5:51 PM

The audio level is quite high...I had to set my speakers audio level down to 20% so as not to annoy the cats

ShakataGaNai • today at 6:08 PM

This is a hysterical idea and I love it. I have no need for it because wfh, but its so funny.

It made me realize how easy to would be to build your own custom version of the audio. Feed your corporate approved LLM some content to generate a script on, to mention your company name, your products, your stupid internal codenames because some exec thinks they are clever. Nothing secret of course, and have it generate a bunch of mindless chatter. "Ah yes, lets circle back about Project Panamax, the expected delivery in Q2 is pushed back to Q3 due to the release of the new Guard feature".

abcd_f • today at 6:44 PM

It’s all with a British accent though ... it won't fly for long!

Loughla • today at 2:07 PM

This is not making me feel good about the real meetings I'm regularly in.

mv4 • today at 5:12 PM

For maximum plausibility, can you please add the "scope deliverable asset" lady voice track?

jonwinstanley • today at 11:50 AM

This is fun. The audio isn’t particularly believable. Not that it matters for this project.

I’ve used a few tts providers and although a technical marvel they are all still easily identifiable as ai. Humans are very good at spotting fakes.

This project might work better with mostly canned audio clips of real humans.

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splintersio • today at 2:13 PM

I’ve disabled adsense so you guys can enjoy it with UX in mind - tho I have allowed for adverts to sneak into the meetings cough

soltanov • today at 12:07 PM

Simple solution for focus time. If it stops people from setting up an actual meeting for something that fits in an email, it is already doing critical infrastructure work.

spuz • today at 12:12 PM

I am missing something about how this could hypothetically be useful. If I played this in the background it would be far too distracting to get any actual work done.

bluerooibos • today at 4:36 PM

Audio doesn't work...

mystifyingpoi • today at 1:14 PM

Reminds me of the fake Windows Update page.

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ButlerianJihad • today at 12:17 PM

Or just follow Alberta Tech’s lead: https://youtube.com/shorts/FLz04Wr14AM?is=T1UpCpKLJPwd5PuS

ruivil7 • today at 7:07 PM

Zen moment activated :)

fyltr • today at 2:39 PM

Wait a second is that ad thing ironical? Not a big fan of covert advertising.

wkumfer • today at 12:24 PM

Please add other language versions! Should be easy to do, and would help us from non-English speaking countries.

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aronhegedus • today at 12:55 PM

Minor but when I took myself off mute, my box didn't reflect that. Not sure if bug or a feature.

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brettgo1 • today at 5:58 PM

why would I want to be on fake meetings when I'm already in so many real meetings

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