Through the incredible power of Siri AI™, you can now get a "I didn't understand that. Do you want to search the web for 'turn on the kitchen lights'?" response faster than ever before.
Hey siri, turn off my tv
"Did you mean your device labeled "tv"?"
Yes Siri ffs that's literally the only device called "tv" I have
"I will answer that for you when you put down the knife"
"Here's what I found on the web for 'Open the pod bay doors.'"
I don't think this joke works anymore. Siri uses Gemini now.