Steam client is INFINITELY faster than Epic client, across those dimensions.

BTW Gaben is my friend and I identify as Dr Gordon Freeman.

/s

Parasocial relationships are a byproduct of the technology you (I assume) and I have and continue to create & roll-out to society, increasing physical distance from actual humans as well as increasing "in the head, only" identity, or identities, that culture carries with itself more and more.