Hey, modern versions of Excel have a GPU-accelerated computation engine.

You could try Age of Empires, its menus have the same charm.

(Its presentation is so stiff that I refused to play it - it's supposedly a very good game, but I just couldn't bear playing what felt like MS Office)

Yeah I tried that game once it's not for me, I heard the old boss tried to EOL civilization as we know it!

I would've checked it, if their Office 365... sorry... COPILOT OFFICE... wasn't such a problem to install and test. Notepad++ is enough.

Luckily(?) Office is browser based now.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, stop right there, Evel Knievel.