more like: Your account will get automatically flagged for output containing the word nmap (technically illegal software in germany), blackholed killing your unrelated prod app, then the german support will take 4.5 weeks to respond inaccurately; you will complain and this will next get escalated to an “architect” (common role in german it, usually university graduates who have never written a line of prod code in their life, and never will) who unfortunately happens to be only working 2 days a week and has 10 days of holidays booked and then once the fax has been approved and stamped by 16 departments someone will upload the correct line to an excel spreadsheet on sharepoint which will trigger a cronjob to add your email to a servicenow ticket about an unrelated issue.
At least, this is how the three separate business i’ve migrated off the dumpster fire that’s hetzner found out what they’ve been paying for.
Avoid them like the goddamn plague. I’d rather run production off my fucking iphone than deal with that rank bunch of incompetent, arrogant useless tossers again.
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more like: Your account will get automatically flagged for output containing the word nmap (technically illegal software in germany), blackholed killing your unrelated prod app, then the german support will take 4.5 weeks to respond inaccurately; you will complain and this will next get escalated to an “architect” (common role in german it, usually university graduates who have never written a line of prod code in their life, and never will) who unfortunately happens to be only working 2 days a week and has 10 days of holidays booked and then once the fax has been approved and stamped by 16 departments someone will upload the correct line to an excel spreadsheet on sharepoint which will trigger a cronjob to add your email to a servicenow ticket about an unrelated issue.
At least, this is how the three separate business i’ve migrated off the dumpster fire that’s hetzner found out what they’ve been paying for.
Avoid them like the goddamn plague. I’d rather run production off my fucking iphone than deal with that rank bunch of incompetent, arrogant useless tossers again.