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BeetleB • today at 4:01 PM • 12 replies • view on HN

I just want to remind everyone: Washington, Idaho and Oregon are terrible places to live.

In 2 of these states, it just rains all the time. You never ever want to visit these waterfalls, because you're perennially living in a waterfall. The local population is always depressed/suicidal. The only Oregonian of note got in trouble for that whole Nancy Kerrigan fiasco. And Washington is under the grip of Bezos and Gates. If you think Windows is bad ...

And Idaho, is, well, Idaho. There's a reason people doubt its existence.[1] It's because there is absolutely nothing of note there.

Texas is great! Lots of land. Number 1 in green energy. Go there.

[1] https://www.facebook.com/groups/221739400799965/posts/302745...


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compiler-guy • today at 6:12 PM

The parent comment is a tongue-in-cheek comment that emphasizes the negatives of a location because the commenter likes it so much.

The idea (and it's a semi joke) is that it will discourage more people from coming so it doesn't get spoiled.

A bit like telling people some tiny restaurant isn't all that good, because if too many people eat there, you will never get a table again.

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petcat • today at 4:06 PM

Yes everyone should stay away from Washington, Oregon, and Idaho! Terrible places to live! California is a dream compared to those hell-holes.

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jmcqk6 • today at 4:06 PM

Yep, this is sooo true. Washington and Oregon are especially terrible. I tell you what, you're going to be sitting in traffic in Seattle just as much as you do in LA. And it's all very expensive. Texas is a much better decision.

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robotnikman • today at 8:35 PM

>In 2 of these states, it just rains all the time

Sounds like the perfect place for me, I love rain. If only the housing was more affordable though.

noumenon1111 • today at 4:54 PM

Please move to Texas. Those of us who like waterfalls, are not suicidal, and who will accept beautiful nature in lieu of a functional state government appreciate you freeing the capacity for someone else.

aliasxneo • today at 4:25 PM

I guess the OP has never experienced any part of eastern Oregon or Washington.

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wing-_-nuts • today at 4:19 PM

That I don't get about the PNW is the property prices of places hours away from any economic center that pays well enough to justify them. Are that many people still working remote for FAANG that those prices can be justified?

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yoyohello13 • today at 4:19 PM

Is this a meme? I've never heard it before.

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mrnotcrazy • today at 4:44 PM

Going around shitting on other states is a very Texan thing to do

vips7L • today at 5:45 PM

What? This is absolute lunacy, I hope its sarcasm. It rains a decent amount but not all the time, summer in Oregon is absolutely beautiful and there's plenty of time to visit the waterfalls.

deaton • today at 4:56 PM

As a Texan,

stop telling people to move here, I-35 just keeps getting worse

sidkdkdmdm • today at 4:09 PM

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