This might be one of the funniest articles ever. "Drupal is now light-years ahed of its reputation", yet it's vulnerable to one of the most serious and easily-exploitable RCEs in the history of computing.
It's time to abandon PHP and C-based software (i.e. PHP). The clock's ticking.
Give up on python, perl, ruby, lua, shell scripting, etc. also then. Probably linux itself. It's all built on C.