Ive dealt with enough "profound academic psychobabble" idiots like you to know what you're going after. And what you're going after is the whole grandstanding "im better than thou" crap. I'll just resort to insults, because you are inherently not worth a discussion.

> that you may as well ask that question of a cat

To be fair, given the previous armchair psychobabblists ive met, my money's on the cat compared to you.