alt Hacker News> Introducing a Voluntary Exit Offer
Headline is making me laugh cause it sounds like a press announcement for a new product
"The new Microsoft Voluntary Exit Offer, thinner, and lighter, with 20% slimmer bezels than before"
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geodel • yesterday at 7:38 PM
It could be an enterprise product bundled with some MS365 SKUs. They know a lot of MS customers would need such thing in coming years.
fudged71 • today at 4:38 AM
The new Office, 25% slimmer
heresie-dabord • today at 5:15 AM
"Shareholders will love it! Our company has never told staff to get stuffed better!"
tavavex • yesterday at 6:20 PM
This sounds like satire, but I don't think we're far off from major tech companies announcing layoffs alongside new products at keynotes. After all, their purpose is to drive consumer and investor hype.
Our smartest, most capable Exit Offer yet.