I named my cat Emacs, and he's only three years old. His sister's name is Pip.
And to answer the question I get a lot: no, it would be morally reprehensible to name a cat after an inferior editor such as "vi".
I can only imagine that Pip is an orange cat with typical orange cat characteristics like being crazy and breaking things occasionally.
So your cat is about to get fired?
But does he have a gap buffer?
He is cute though.
I often thought that a cat could be named /bin/cat. After all, many cats seem to enjoy being in boxes or bins!