That would make for a pretty funny read once you realized it was a program and not a rant.
On the other hand I try to be nice to the AI's. They may or may not feel it, but I feel it.
Your empathy towards the machine controlled by the trillion dollar conglomerate is a vulnerability and will one day be used against you.
Have you heard of Shakespeare ?
https://esolangs.org/wiki/Shakespeare
Actually, I wonder if an LLM would be able to make working code of it, or if it would confuse itself and try to predict the story.