There's already "After the Rapture Pet Care" which feels like a similar genre.

https://aftertherapturepetcare.com/

Blow a dandelion seed head and make a wish, but it’s a device blowing.

as south European, I expect some volunteers for a planetary "touch balls"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pet_Rock

A service to automatically throw St. Joseph's Day bread into someone's backyard

The Rabbit AI of this space: a wearable over-the-shoulder salt thrower that connects to a cloud API

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