i know some of us are thinking "if you consistently fail to ensure your ability to make high-severity security patches reach critical internet-exposed systems on time you lose your ability to operate the business and probably get jail time"

but what about the deranged (and very prediction market–brained) version of this idea: the government develops ransomware, in a manner functionally similar to towing cars or confiscating illegal items, and uses it against companies in proportion to their revenue and obviously puts the money towards improving the ransomware

"the r in rsi stands for…"

i'm not sure it's something i want to see, but i don't know if it's impossible for it to actually come to pass or merely unlikely

(of course, cross-government versions of this are much more likely to come about but not as ransomware)