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xlayn • yesterday at 8:45 PM • 0 replies • view on HN

In a few months, he will create a revolutionary type of microprocessor...

Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware 2:14 AM, Eastern time, August 29th.

....launches its missiles against their targets in Russia

...Because Skynet knows that the Russian counterattack will eliminate its enemies over here