> Have fun banging stone tools together.

Gosh, you should try it. It really is fun. I used to go collect obsidian in the Utah desert, and knapping arrowheads out of it was a kick. We've gone to numerous primitive skills gatherings as a family, and it was some of the most fun we've had in years. When we come back home to our weaving looms, blacksmith shop, and woodworking shop, those feel downright modern.

I know you are trying to be snarky and mean, but I'm not kidding - there is a world of experiences out there when you drop tech and really explore everything this world has to offer.