Mine would be "dude who vibed a to-do app with Claude and thought he'd be rich then realised 20,000 other dudes had done exactly the same thing".
Source: these dudes email me at a rate of about 5/week asking me to spruik their app to my audience.
As someone who gets these also - it's not the author emailing you.
As someone who gets these also - it's not the author emailing you.