I work for a payment processor and there's been talk from the bigwigs about making the platform "Ready for agentic commerce".

I have never seen so little enthusiasm for a project before in my entire professional life, and I've worked on some real dud projects. Literally nobody cares to even pretend they think this crap is useful, any discussion I've ever heard on the topic is people memeing on it. As far as I can tell not even the execs talking about it give a shit, which to me shows how utterly useless the whole agentic commerce crap is