alt Hacker NewsWow a server that can help you manage your booleans. That's so useful. Let me just add one more thing to my infrastructure so my list of booleans can be managed.
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konfusinomicon • today at 3:27 PM
managed in the sense that values keep getting thrown onto the pile and then people somehow manage to never think about or touch them ever again regardless of their temporary nature
We are an unserious industry run by idiots and grifters. We deserve to be replaced by AI. AI isn't going to purchase a SaaS to store a fucking boolean.
My company has used 3 different feature flag services in 5 years, spent thousands of dollars, with multiple migrations and teams of engineers involved. All to basically implement `SELECT 1 FROM feature_flags WHERE team_id = ?`. Makes me want to blow my brains out.