I find it hard to describe why this comment triggers me... partly because 黃 is the 7th most common surname in China. And I don't think any native speaker would make that connection. It's like saying "haha that guy named Ryan Johnson was adulterous because his surname is slang for a penis!"

I'd never noticed, but that's the first character in my Japanese family name, and I was once in a relationship with a Chinese girl whose family name was close to huáng.

I joked that she was a PRC intelligence asset because of what a perfect partner she was and came out of nowhere, which doubled as a subtle dig at her family having been supporters of the cultural revolution.

Are you also into numerology?

Seems legit [0]:

> sexually obscene; pornographic

0: https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/黃

He should be allowed to retain the CEO role if he tattoos the following on his right forearm:

"Do not #&$+ where you eat."

Seriously, a second mistress, who is unqualified?

https://www.cnbc.com/2026/11/11/nvidia-jensen-huang-affair-e...

I just put a large amount of money into Nvidia, and I am aghast.

You never, ever have intimate relationships with professional connections. Ever.

Edit: Best meme so far...

https://s.yimg.com/lo/mysterio/api/55ed1286be8498d8efe431101...

when I was a kid, my parents taught me that making fun of other people's names, especially surnames, is the lowest form of action.

You have my deepest sympathy that your parents hadn't quite evolved to that level of civilisation to teach you the same. Life must be tough for your childhood in such primitive and vile family.