I don't know what you're talking about. I personally love being forced to spend ~30 seconds on mobile scrolling through descriptionless angles of something I don't know anything about yet. (/s, to be clear. I agree with you 100%)

I spent 3 seconds trying to scroll on the page and gave up to see what people were saying here instead. Apparently we are all the same.

I'm so glad that the illumination LEDs are "Royal Blue."