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Jensen Huang Third Affair Allegations Revealed

46 points • by FinnLobsien • yesterday at 8:36 PM • 18 comments • view on HN

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bloopernova • yesterday at 10:15 PM

"I want a man with a short shirt, and a Huang jacket"

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I hope that the people he had affairs with are treated ok and not retaliated against or hounded by the world news media.

epolanski • yesterday at 10:34 PM

When you see two ants in the kitchen there's likely many more.

Huang has been a great boss and steward of Nvidia, but ultimately falling for subordinates is grave enough, adding alleged Chinese spies, and allegations you sold Tencent billions of hardware through shady Singaporean companies for which the alleged spy worked etc and the board had no other options.

At this point it would be surprising if what we know is likely a small part and the Nvidia board saw enough very quickly to ask for his head.

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afavour • yesterday at 10:48 PM

At the current rate of disclosure Huang is going to be revealed to have had an affair with every woman in the world by 2038. It’s vital that we build out infrastructure to support this if we don’t want to be left behind.

At least we’ve now passed the tipping point where the majority of affairs are domestic. Some country out there is going to achieve HSM (Huang Second Marriage) and it’s vital to future prosperity that we make sure it’s the US.

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numberwan9 • yesterday at 9:29 PM

Parallel execution in action

lavendermon • yesterday at 9:15 PM

Jensen has had a heck of a ride, fastest rise and fall we've seen in a while. Looks like he didn't handle the attention very well.

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aaron695 • yesterday at 8:56 PM

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