It's easy to exclude the moon, like the IAU does, by requiring that planets orbit the Sun. (Although you might want to avoid the IAU's parochialism, which excludes exoplanets, and say "a star" instead.)

> By that logic, if we want to consider pluto a planet then the earth's moon also has to qualify. I don't really care one way or the other but that just doesn't seem sensible to me.

Ganymede is larger than Mercury, so a definition that doesn't specify orbiting a star would have to include some moons, or exclude Mercury.

This exposes another problem with this kind of definition - it seems to make more sense to define a body in terms of its intrinsic properties rather than whatever location it happens to be in.

For example, a rogue planet is not a planet by the IAU definition. You'd have to call it something like a free-floating planetary-mass object. ("Free-floating" is not the right term either, but I don't have the research funds to come up with a better one.)

> I have something of a personal hatred of poorly executed retconning

Totally agree. Wanna join me outside George Lucas' house to protest the Kessel Run?