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Microsoft bans the word "Microslop" on its Discord, then locks the server

972 pointsby robtherobbertoday at 10:23 AM432 commentsview on HN

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natastoday at 8:04 PM

I recently had dinner in Bellevue with an individual who holds a relatively senior position within Microsoft’s executive leadership. During our conversation, she emphasized repeatedly that Microsoft does not primarily view its offerings as consumer products. According to her, the company’s leadership is strongly focused on B2B strategy, with revenue growth driven mainly by Azure, AI, and enterprise solutions.

Her perspective was that consumer-facing products are not the primary revenue drivers and, therefore, are not central to executive priorities. While this may not be surprising to some, what stood out to me was how emphatically she underscored that the company’s strategic focus is squarely on enterprise customers rather than end users.

That said, this business model has historically proven effective for companies such as IBM. Microsoft allocates its resources toward segments that offer meaningful revenue growth.

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ralferootoday at 11:52 AM

Hehe, this reminds me of 30 years ago when people used to stylise it as Micro$oft or creatively misspell it as Microshaft, etc. Even on the Amiga, there was the filesystem that could read PC format disks that was called MessyDos. It just seems like the next generation has discovered what an easy name it is to make puns from.

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JohnMakintoday at 9:41 PM

Classic Streisand effect - I had never, and probably would have never encountered this term, and now I have, and I am incorporating it into my vocabulary.

Why listen to user feedback when you can do stuff like this? Way too funny.

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Havoctoday at 12:24 PM

Don’t they have better things to do? Maybe vibecode a taskbar that moves when you try to move away the mouse over it or perhaps a windows 12 installation procedure that requires a fecal sample and iris scan?

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quadrupletoday at 12:30 PM

What community is there to house around Microsoft Copilot? Seriously, why does Microsoft Copilot need a Discord Server? What do I talk about when I join the Microsoft Copilot server? What are we doing here?

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shevy-javatoday at 8:39 PM

That is actually hilarious. Microsoft does not understand the Barbara Streisand effect. I did use microslop before, simply because it makes sense, irrespective of Microsoft - but now I'll actually help the Barbara Streisand effect, because clearly Microsoft WANTS everyone to learn the new word!

Censorship gets counter-banned, Microsoft, company known to have turned Win11 into Win-microslop.

oxag3ntoday at 5:51 PM

Thank you Microsoft for the The Streisand effect - I've added the "Microslop" to my vocabulary.

mythztoday at 2:27 PM

Yeah ban the use of a catchy catch-phrase as you continue to shove AI down your user-base - that'll work. Streisand would be proud.

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ppap3today at 12:02 PM

I don't take this lightly. These are the folks who are doing what they can to be part of the government. They simply cannot take criticism and this seems to be a pattern moving forward.

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izzydatatoday at 2:52 PM

Microsoft, can you please let me remove recommendations from the start menu? Not just less recommendations. I want the category to not be displayed and taking up space.

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ineedasernametoday at 4:27 PM

Oh no, how will people signal that some functionality or product in general is what they'd previously been referring as Mircolosp? er, Microsolps. wait, that's not it either, Macroslop. Micro$lop. Microsplo. Sorry, so many typos! but you know what I mean.

lpcvoidtoday at 11:35 AM

Microslop doing Microslop things

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petepetetoday at 12:58 PM

Why is Microsoft using Discord and not Teams?

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isodevtoday at 2:12 PM

This just means I'm going to say microslop in random places - documents, slides, emails and Teams chats. "Copilot 365" is welcome to give me a red squigly all it wants.

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throwaway85825today at 2:40 PM

AI valuation is based on vibes not fundamentals. If the vibes are bad it could tank valuations. That's why theyre so sensitive.

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grayhattertoday at 3:34 PM

Someone needs to edit this title to change the first word to MicroSlop

I've never called them MircoSlop before, I haven't even written the word. But it's now my exclusive word for the company.

All I can hear is, it's working.

arendtiotoday at 7:40 PM

My big issue with Microsoft's AI push is that its solutions are just bad. I tried using Copilot a couple of times, and when it worked, the results were low quality (not even mediocre).

And the problem is not that the AI models can't do any better. The models themselves are far more capable. I assume that their integrations are just horrible. They probably pushed to be the first and then forgot about optimizing.

And instead of fixing their stuff, they think it is a good idea to use moderation tools...

bilekastoday at 1:23 PM

So this is the company pushing to be an integral part of everyone's lives, forcing it down everyone's throat without consent.

And they're already moderation a light hearted joke about their low quality products.

Doesn't really bode well for the future product Vision.

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locusofselftoday at 7:24 PM

It kindof sucks waking up every day, checking HN or YouTube to see one or several new posts bashing on your employer. Not that many of them aren't warranted, and that a multi-trillion market cap company isn't fair game for criticism.

I've surveyed the market pretty heavily, and given my specific credentials, experience, and risk tolerance, unless I got really lucky, I don't know if I could find a better place to work. I live near Redmond and have a small family to support.

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mig39today at 9:30 PM

Why are they using Discord instead of Teams? Is this an internal Microsoft group? They don't dogfood?

raxxorraxortoday at 10:53 AM

Was hitting too close to home it seems...

But to be fair, corporate discords have to be like that. Why not create your own channel with your colleagues instead? This discussion would be "private" and corporate can just ignore it.

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hwerstoday at 12:09 PM

The default of making a public discord for your project/company always seemed like a bad idea anyway. It’ll always devolve into some drama or distracting overhead to moderate it

BLKNSLVRtoday at 2:02 PM

I think we've found the 2026 word of the year already!

Let's get it out there and make this happen!

stephc_int13today at 1:35 PM

They are back in their villain arc. For a while now.

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jimnotgymtoday at 2:08 PM

This is why 2026 will be The Year of the Linux Desktop

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BrtBytetoday at 5:49 PM

Long term, the real fix isn't moderation rules, it's trust

compiler-guytoday at 6:02 PM

There is only one problem with the term "microslop" coming out of Microsoft.

It should be called "macroslop", just after the amount that company is putting out there.

jjgreentoday at 10:33 AM

Micro$lop then.

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patrulektoday at 1:26 PM

I would be angry too. Its definitely not that micro.

itwillnotbeasytoday at 3:14 PM

I wonder what is Apple equivalent for this term

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tpoachertoday at 12:56 PM

Microslop.

Has a nice ring to it.

Thank you Streisand effect!

RoyTyrelltoday at 3:42 PM

MS has some snowflake (not Snowflake) execs... Poor little management, they need their safe space from a mean old word.

tartorantoday at 12:49 PM

I propose we refer to them as Microslop from now on.

goldylochnesstoday at 8:25 PM

some might view it as an impossible goal, but if they enabled humor they would become more popular

jonshariattoday at 4:42 PM

Ah yes another company disregarding the Streisand effect - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Streisand_effect.

No one in my circles said this, now I've heard it twice now through headlines of Microsoft trying to punish or block it.

Now I've started saying it too.

goku12today at 4:36 PM

Microslop? Hmm... Never heard that before! Meanwhile, I just randomly remembered that I haven't opened a couple of dozen social media accounts in ages. BRB!

elcapitantoday at 12:34 PM

Microstreisand?

rrgoktoday at 12:56 PM

365Slop all day every day all around

aprentictoday at 5:59 PM

It's more and more baffling that people use M$FT for anything besides video games.

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mk_chantoday at 5:28 PM

Microsoft ban any % speedrun soon.

Is this what the employees do nowadays while their AI is generating code?

hluskatoday at 6:10 PM

Several hours worth of anal probe jokes on an article that could likely warrant an actual discussion? That was disappointing to read here.

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mikkupikkutoday at 5:10 PM

The way people react to criticism tells you a lot about how deep your remark cut. Clearly Microsoft people know their stuff is slop and are having a hard time coping with that.

nzxt210today at 9:03 PM

This good

TedDallastoday at 5:55 PM

Microslop? Its more like they are taking a Macro-crap.

_imnotheretoday at 11:55 AM

Ok, Microslop

altern8today at 4:08 PM

Microslop can't get one right. What is it with them these days..?

teekerttoday at 3:53 PM

Before this article I'd have thought that Microslop was used to designate small snippets of AI slop, like "Let that sync in" or "And to be honest" and "It's not X, it's Y" and "Deepdive" and "Delve".

But nice to see that MS is Streisanding their way to a nice new nickname!

What were the sloperators of that channel thinking?

In any case, it should be Micro$lop (may not be banned...yet).

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