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The Wormhole Hall of Shame

35 pointsby rznicoletlast Monday at 6:10 PM15 commentsview on HN

In which I expound on a very petty complaint about fictional wormholes.


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ChiperSoftyesterday at 9:34 PM

We never see the wormhole in Stargate, at least under SG1 canon. It's microscopic and simply used for transporting a matter stream. The ring field is a matter destabalizer and recombinator, pretty much the same thing as Star Trek transporters. Thats why radio waves can move two-way but matter is one-way.

Now if you're using Movie canon, yeah, it's broke.

Also, Marvel? Those aren't wormholes, they're magic portals.

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nlawalkertoday at 3:54 AM

If you’re inclined to add any more, consider Outer Wilds! “Black holes technology” is a major plot point and shows up as a neat gameplay mechanic in a couple places.

smcameronyesterday at 9:47 PM

Scott Manley has a couple of nice videos about wormholes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7e-1bRpweo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVO8nvb1o2w

The second video is about how the first video was made.

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Terr_last Monday at 6:26 PM

> Schlock Mercenary [...] Gold star, A+, would archive binge again.

Seconded, and don't worry, the initial art gets a lot better over the decades. :)

wimltoday at 12:55 AM

Nothing requires the wormhole "surface" to be a sphere, just like nothing requires the wormhole in the 2D analogy to be a circular hole. If you make it a sphere with one flat side, travelers won't have to traverse curved space (with the attendant weird tidal/gravitational effects).

Terr_yesterday at 10:48 PM

PSA: This was posted 4 days ago and seems to have been given a "second chance", so take all the HN timestamps with a grain of salt.

LoganDarkyesterday at 9:51 PM

Doctor Who's Time Vortex is not a wormhole...

sirvicksyesterday at 9:45 PM

How does a 2D creature see curved space? https://youtu.be/9JbYDDjhnx4

turtleyacht07/05/2026

Unsure where to safely step forward. The bending boundary bits look terrifying.

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inigyou07/05/2026

I thought stargates were explicitly not wormholes. For one thing, they're one-way.

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